August 23, 2019
In this episode we explore what it means to be a Goof. Ralph has a strong theory (and a couple weak ones), but where we end up will surely become food for thought. Did we blow the lid off this one? Yes. But if anyone asks act like we were more humble about it. We might have blown the lid off. We're not sure.
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August 16, 2019
We talk about the 2001 sci-fi/horror classic (?) Jason X. A confusing film about lost nipples, which we love. Plenty of the analytical yelling and constant asides you've come to tolerate from us.
This is our first episode chosen by a patron. They would like to dedicate the episode to Goofy Goof for being a great dad.
June 21, 2019
Alright, so... this is a journey. Remember the Bigfoot Files? This is not that. Matt gives a bit of history/analysis, Ralph reads from some hot and steamy Bigfoot erotica. Take a second to process that. That's right. Fasten your ham-belts. It's gonna be a meaty one.
June 4, 2019
We saw the new movie! We recorded our thoughts! Generally good vibes, but we accidentally front-loaded the episode with critiques. Delicious critiques like your mother used to make. When are you going to make me a grandbaby!? Leave me alone, mom. It's frickin' Giant Monster Time and I'm hungry for a big ole honkin' salad which is in no way related to monsters.
May 21, 2019
We take a look at the classic Ghidrah! What is this thing? A movie!? Ok! Matt has that good, deep knowledge. Ralph has a half-baked theory. Talking not limited to Hercules In New York, subs vs. dubs, A Goofy Movie, lots more. Don Knotts makes an unfortunate appearance. Get outta here, Knotts! Hmm... I thought he was dead.........
Oh, and are we excited for the new Godzilla!? Yes. We are.
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May 18, 2019
Monsters Conquer The World is a new podcast about all things monsters with the focus being Kaiju and Horror films. We'll also dive into the world of cryptids and explore the pantheon of monsters real (?) and fictional throughout history. How does culture inform our monsters and vice versa.
We keep it light. Enjoy.